Song of the moment: "Try Me" by Namie Amuro
I am feeling: ANNOYED
I am mother freaking happy that my stupid sister is finally leaving tommorow. God... my family is almost [wait, no... MORE] as lame as my dull-head English teacher. I accidently left my wet towel [from when I took a shower... duh] on my mom's bed again. She hits me upside the head and yells, "Anong ginagawa ng towlia mo sa kama ko?" My sister walks in and adds, "Wala sha ng isip."
Translation: [mom] "What is your towel doing on my bed?!!"
[sister] "She never thinks"
WTF. My sister is such a fucking dud. I don't think? I'm dumb? You should check out her college English journal, and you'll see WHO'S dumb. She has the grammar and IQ of a fifth-grader. She still gets the words, "To" and "From" mixed up, and she ranked in 213 out of 240 students in her college in the Philippines. Me? My grades were straight A's last year, if not A+'s. My sister struggeled to get B's when she went to Harbor. *mumbles* Who's dumb now? Moron.
She and I also have really stupid fights now and then. We even wish for each other's deaths in some of our verbal arguments. For instance, I said to her when she got back from Las Vegas, "Holy shit, I can tell you gained hella weight. And in one week? Damn. I can even see cellulite on your arms... that's fucking disgusting." [her] "So, what do you care?" [me] "Uhh... you might die? Not that I care or anything." [her] "Wouldn't you like that?" [me] "Damn right."
I'm so mean. Like I care, but anyways... I've also made my sister cry three times. In front of me, too. I don't know how much she has cried in solitary confinement, but yeah. I'm meaner to my sister than to anyone else in the entire world. I am exceptionally nice to everyone else, unless they do something really big to piss me off. But that never really matters anyways, since I always forget all the bad and idiot things that people do to me in less than a couple of days. But my sister... ugh, my sister. She has done so much shit to me in my entire life, that nothing good she does to me or will ever do for me will counter-act the stuff from the past. The only thing I will never do my family, is hit them. They're far larger than me and I would die if ever I got into a physical fight with any of them. x_X;;;;
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